Wednesday, June 08, 2005


Why would someone drift into the intersection while the light is red, then when it turns green, take a full four or five seconds to realize it and start moving? Do they think they've already "won" by being first in the intersection?

Why would someone drift into a lane in 70 mph traffic with three inches of space to spare, then drift back out, all with no signal? Are they practicing for NASCAR?

Why do groups of people on a sidewalk or in a mall walk so you can't get past them as they meander along? It's like a slow-motion commando raid on all available horizontal space. Open area ahead? Not by the time they get there.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Presenting to you the site of their last fuckup

It turns out that people make the same kind of mistake over and over.

Next time you are cut off in traffic, note whether the person who cut you off has evidence of a collision right where you would have hit them if you hadn't been quicker on the brake pedal.