:: Danontherun! :::
"One day, I visited the corner shop local to me, and purchased a loaf of Kingsmill 'Thick Square White' bread. It soon became apparent on opening the packet, that this was no ordinary loaf...
"It had been sliced lengthways, instead of down. Leaving me with 9, foot long slices of bread."

Guardian Unlimited Film | Features | What's popcorn in Aramaic?:
"Een, Yuudaayaa naa, ellaa b-haw yawmaa laa hweeth ba-mdeetaa."
"Yes, I'm Jewish, but I wasn't there that day. "

PJStar.com - Peoria Journal Star Online: "RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS


Friday, February 27
Motorists offer help when car slids in ditch

Thursday, February 26
Return of wallet provides huge relief

Wednesday, February 25
Kind lady became eyes to find lost car

Tuesday, February 24
Woman makes special effort

Monday, February 23
Lost datebook found at church

Sunday, February 22
Peoria made impression on travelers in trouble

Saturday, February 21
Kindness makes hit-and-run death of beloved dog easier"

the Rat Report:
"There are only a few tools you need to do a rat autopsy. You need a pair of sturdy scissors with a sharp point, a pair of tweezers or forceps, a pair of needle-nose pliers, and gloves. "

Something Awful:
"Forums Goon jood found a Flash site that allows you to make custom story tapestries. So in typical goon fashion the forums decided to come up with a few 'interesting' takes on ye olde medieval times. Bar wenche! Bringe me more ale! "

CATHOLIC-OPOLY:
"Catholic-opoly? is a wholesome board game based on the Catholic faith. The goal of the game is not to accumulate wealth, but to build as many churches and cathedrals as possible in order to spread the Word of the Lord. "

Yankee or Dixie quiz: "Yankee or Dixie?
Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the 'other side'! "

MetroActive Features | Hoarding:
"Unless you've actually entered a horror house like this, you'll deem my account more fiction than fact. The five rooms were accessible via narrow trails blazed through waist-high garbage. The bed had long ago disappeared under a drift of clothes, books, newspapers, and unimaginable things. In the kitchen, filthy dishes and pots and pans encrusted with blackened crud were heaped everywhere. "

PennLive.com: Search:
"Watch five minutes of Fox's new reality show, 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance,' and you'll see what I'm talking about.
"The show features a hapless young schoolteacher who, in a quest to win big bucks, has to convince her family that she's about to wed a slob. She thinks he's a fellow reality-show contestant, but he and his family are really actors, who are being paid to make her quest for riches a torture.
"The faux bridegroom drinks booze at breakfast; he flops around noisily in a hot tub, shouting out his fake fiancee's name; he is overweight and hairy. Ha-ha.
'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance' is a big, fat disgrace, given to us by the very same company which owns the Fox News channel, on which social conservatives can be heard frequently accusing liberals of destroying family values. "