tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55432952009-12-10T19:23:52.424-05:00InternutsAmusing interesting or silly stuff I find wherever.JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-58320619494254858392009-12-10T19:22:00.000-05:002009-12-10T19:23:52.459-05:00On pandagon: The majority of people are right-handed, but some are left-handed. This fact is interesting, but shouldn’t be the source of strife or oppression. This gave me an instant visual of some Dallas vice squad trying to enforce anti-sodomy laws by putting undercover cops posing as left-handed people in left-handed bars to catch some left-handed person giving a hand job to another JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-72102053422325966852009-12-10T19:18:00.000-05:002009-12-10T19:19:47.013-05:00On pandagon:Seebach, I can “instruct” you on this: Anyone who uses the phrase “reading comprehension” in reply to a post is invariably an asshole.Comment #49: Bitter Scribe on 12/08 at 08:47 PMJoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-33809350399649639002009-12-10T18:52:00.002-05:002009-12-10T18:55:47.996-05:00Comment on a post at pandagon about ex-gay Richard Cohen:As a gay woman, I loathe the stereotypes and am well aware that they are 90% bullshit but seriously, that dude is so gay. SO GAY. He sparkles. When he opened his mouth to speak, a purse fell out. His inner queen is just dying to get out. Comment #8: BadKitty on 12/09 at 01:05 PMJoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1146244530647650562006-04-28T13:15:00.000-04:002006-04-28T13:15:30.690-04:00Worst Music Video EVER - Google Video: "An 80s Finnish music video called 'I Wanna Love You Tender' by Armi & Danny"JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1078782102738840822004-03-08T16:41:00.000-05:002004-03-08T16:43:56.686-05:00:: Danontherun! ::: "One day, I visited the corner shop local to me, and purchased a loaf of Kingsmill 'Thick Square White' bread. It soon became apparent on opening the packet, that this was no ordinary loaf... "It had been sliced lengthways, instead of down. Leaving me with 9, foot long slices of bread."JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1078778574472164252004-03-08T15:42:00.000-05:002004-03-08T15:45:08.356-05:00Guardian Unlimited Film | Features | What's popcorn in Aramaic?: "Een, Yuudaayaa naa, ellaa b-haw yawmaa laa hweeth ba-mdeetaa." "Yes, I'm Jewish, but I wasn't there that day. "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1077944147739617922004-02-27T23:55:00.000-05:002004-02-27T23:57:51.780-05:00PJStar.com - Peoria Journal Star Online: "RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS Friday, February 27 Motorists offer help when car slids in ditch Thursday, February 26 Return of wallet provides huge relief Wednesday, February 25 Kind lady became eyes to find lost car Tuesday, February 24 Woman makes special effort Monday, February 23 Lost datebook found at church Sunday, February 22 Peoria made JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1077584802798011262004-02-23T20:06:00.000-05:002004-02-23T20:08:43.373-05:00the Rat Report: "There are only a few tools you need to do a rat autopsy. You need a pair of sturdy scissors with a sharp point, a pair of tweezers or forceps, a pair of needle-nose pliers, and gloves. "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1077581789123581152004-02-23T19:16:00.000-05:002004-02-23T19:18:29.530-05:00Something Awful: "Forums Goon jood found a Flash site that allows you to make custom story tapestries. So in typical goon fashion the forums decided to come up with a few 'interesting' takes on ye olde medieval times. Bar wenche! Bringe me more ale! "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1077577071243580082004-02-23T17:57:00.000-05:002004-02-23T17:59:51.013-05:00CATHOLIC-OPOLY: "Catholic-opoly? is a wholesome board game based on the Catholic faith. The goal of the game is not to accumulate wealth, but to build as many churches and cathedrals as possible in order to spread the Word of the Lord. "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1077225847321882972004-02-19T16:24:00.000-05:002004-02-19T16:26:03.496-05:00Yankee or Dixie quiz: "Yankee or Dixie? Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the 'other side'! "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1076201716986736242004-02-07T19:55:00.000-05:002004-02-07T19:57:00.780-05:00MetroActive Features | Hoarding: "Unless you've actually entered a horror house like this, you'll deem my account more fiction than fact. The five rooms were accessible via narrow trails blazed through waist-high garbage. The bed had long ago disappeared under a drift of clothes, books, newspapers, and unimaginable things. In the kitchen, filthy dishes and pots and pans encrusted with blackened JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1075247288926809982004-01-27T18:48:00.000-05:002004-01-27T18:49:41.966-05:00PennLive.com: Search: "Watch five minutes of Fox's new reality show, 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance,' and you'll see what I'm talking about. "The show features a hapless young schoolteacher who, in a quest to win big bucks, has to convince her family that she's about to wed a slob. She thinks he's a fellow reality-show contestant, but he and his family are really actors, who are being paid to JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1074816073996892722004-01-22T19:01:00.000-05:002004-01-22T19:02:42.513-05:00CNN.com - Students disciplined for award campaign - Jan. 22, 2004: "OMAHA, Nebraska (AP) -- Officials disciplined students who papered their nearly all-white high school with posters advocating a white student from South Africa for the school's 'Distinguished African American Student Award.' "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1074570032206540042004-01-19T22:40:00.000-05:002004-01-19T22:41:57.530-05:00coldforged.org : On drafting soccer moms: "I find myself edging closer to cars, trying to hit that perfect drafting distance and calculating that distance based on speed, "fixing to hit 65, so I need to start lengthening that tail some," as the kudos tally increasingly. "Oh, 2X combo, another nice line!" Insidious. I have so far restrained myself from getting two-wheel, "cool air," nice slide, JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1074307933330492442004-01-16T21:52:00.000-05:002004-01-16T21:53:35.356-05:00LiberalOasis: Bush in 41.2 Seconds: "Anyway, here's your pal Mark Spittle's very own anti-Bush ad. It came in too late to submit to MoveOn.org, but it broke a few of the competition rules anyway. "Too bad, because I think of all the political ads ever made, this one truly captures what we really want to hear during an election cycle. And, as always, everything in it is absolutely, irrefutably JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1071710673738441642003-12-17T20:24:00.000-05:002003-12-17T20:25:26.420-05:00Cat User's Manual: "Upon receiving the CAT unit, the user should examine the unit to verify that all I/O channels are free of debris and operational. The user should look for minor bugs in or on the system. Bugs are indicative of the MOMCAT production environment. The user may manually remove any bugs. Bring the CAT to operation in an environment temperature of 20degC (+/- 3deg tolerance). Use aJoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1071090784633540582003-12-10T16:13:00.000-05:002003-12-10T16:13:50.390-05:00NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR: "Lizard-grained cowhide, hologram foil stamped title. LCD monitor embedded in cover with miniature black and white video camera hidden behind leather with 1/8' hole for lens. When you hold the book you see yourself on the screen. "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1068981999796478052003-11-16T06:26:00.000-05:002003-11-16T06:26:58.670-05:00Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments: "'But I wore the juice,' he mumbled."JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1068875442225399222003-11-15T00:50:00.000-05:002003-11-15T00:51:02.920-05:00Yahoo! News - Spammers Now Clogging Blogs, Cell Phones: "Three years ago, Adam Kalsey set up a Web log to share his thoughts about online business and the digital revolution. Like countless other 'bloggers,' he lets his readers post comments on his entries. "Recently, his site has been getting remarks like 'Thanks for the information!' and 'Sounds great!' They're not from supporters, but from JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1068059015361976122003-11-05T14:03:00.000-05:002003-11-05T14:03:33.876-05:00On the Web, Special Parting Words: "When La-Z-Boy founder Edwin Shoemaker died last year, Miller provided this poignant detail: 'On the day he died, Shoemaker came home from dinner and fell asleep in his recliner. He did not arise.'"JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1068008296016238622003-11-04T23:58:00.000-05:002003-11-04T23:58:13.870-05:00Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 'Hitler's Mountain Home' from Homes and Gardens November 1938 - p 193: "It is over twelve years since Herr Hitler fixed on the site of his one and only home. It had to be close to the Austrian border, barely ten miles from Mozart's own medieval Salzburg. At first no more than a hunter's shack, 'Haus Wachenfeld' has grown, until it is to-day quite a JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1067905972869600002003-11-03T19:32:00.000-05:002003-11-03T19:32:51.196-05:00Don't touch my computer!!: "As you might know we love bulldogs. Especially the ones that attack intruders. After viewing this, you will respect anybody saying “Don’t touch my computer”! "JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1067734324827648142003-11-01T19:52:00.000-05:002003-11-01T19:52:03.940-05:00How Much is Inside a Pumpkin?: "If you ever need to pack 166 pounds of chunky flesh into easy-to-transport sacks, you'll need at least nine 13 gallon bags. "Tara and Russell helped me carry the cumbersome bags into my car. They took up my entire hatchback, I had to move the shovels and the rifle just to make room!"JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5543295.post-1066235394119054362003-10-15T12:29:00.000-04:002003-10-15T12:29:53.933-04:00Freevo | Freevo: "05-Oct-2003: Freevo 1.4rc1 is out" An open-source alternative to TiVo.JoAnnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07205523510730080087noreply@blogger.com