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InterNUTS Digest is a moderated list of no-holes-barred humorous articles and posts culled from user submissions, other mailing lists and interesting newsgroups. The mailing list was established on January 22, 1997 and is now 300 readers strong.

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This site is pretty dull right now, I guess. But we do have links to the internuts digests that I have available for you right now. (I'll have more soon, and then I'll also have a zipped file of all the internuts digests I can find, plus the creaky old archives from way back before we digested these nuts.)

For now you'll have to enjoy these few predigested nuts:

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 07 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 10

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is space curved?... Are they really lusers? (Computer ULs)... Does a tree falling in the forest make a sound?...not exactly!... Fourth Amendment Bill... Airline Legends... Oh, shit! Another airplane thread... percentage rules... Schwarzenegger!... punch lines only... Dr. Who... ATM stories... The horror of the repressed English psyche (was: Back of fork?)... Clowns

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 07 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 11

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Medical Student UL... The Usual Suspects... rattling your cage

INTERNUTS Digest Fri, 10 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 12

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whine wine... Power Window Choking... ancient number cults -- Pythagoras... legal paper... clowns... St. Jude's Novena... what is a K?... Elephants and Mice... DOG JOKES from rec.humor... How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses... (fwd) Re: Proper Grammer... golf joke... (fwd) Re: Bad Analogies Contest... Bad Analogies Contest... maintenance log... Is ATHEISM a DISEASE of the MIND?

INTERNUTS Digest Fri, 10 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 13

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proofs... afraid not

INTERNUTS Digest Sat, 11 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 14

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medicine... Julia Child and the Chicken... math jokes... more math jokes... guess your age... FLYING BLIND... Martha Stewart's 1997 calendar... fish tales... Monkey Joke... A city preacher worked hard on his sermon... Microsoft error message

INTERNUTS Digest Wed, 15 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 15

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punchlines R us... Elephants and Mice... ways to annoy your bathroom stallmate... Einstein's Brane... Impervious people... Marilyn Manson's Past... The Boston Tea Party... Lawnchair-Balloon Man... O'LEARY'S COW CLEARED (of starting Chicago Fire)... spoon

INTERNUTS Digest Fri, 17 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 17

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deductive reasoning... top ten recent john denver headlines... nor any drop to drink... nor any drop to drink... yellow paint?... Illegal Cable Trap... Elephant Dilemma... selected Quotes... TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES #367

INTERNUTS Digest Mon, 20 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 18

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Tarot humor... Speaking in English Tongues... Wilson's penis... (fwd) Re: Bumper Stickers seen in passing.... Fuzzy Joe... How to confuse your prof... driving rules... Re: Dead deer story... Re: Scandinavian blues... Illegal Cable Trap... Natalie...

INTERNUTS Digest Wed, 22 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 19

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AMERICAN GRAFFITI --- old urban legend question..... Marv Albert jokes... assignment completed... O'LEARY'S TOUPEE... Historical JdJ from 1 April 1996... Three pregnant women at lunch.... Blood is thicker... Cars... Traffic lights again ... put a good word in for me... sotally tober... ye UK humo(u)r... manglish... Those Helpful Troopers... air quality alert...

INTERNUTS Digest Fri, 31 Oct 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 21

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Top 16 Ironic Celebrity Deaths... soda can tabs -- charity or UL?... Russian joke... Hollerith cards... Hollerith cards and more... fill in the blank... Latin... Nitrous oxide abuse and sprinkles in Carmel... Bumper Stickers seen in passing.... How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses, pt.1... How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses pt.2... college joke... Lost JdJ for Fri, 24 Oct 97

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 11 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 34

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Eyeballs popping out... Language Aquisition... WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT (10/31)???... A man goes into a bar... Deteriorata... induhviduals... Help!!!... prank... Cockroach lays eggs in neck... surprise... Good Sam... Cockroach lays eggs in neck pt.2... yet another Eyeball's popping out... Eyeball's popping out again... Revenge on the Bridegroom (Who flung dung?)

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 11 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 35

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Children's Sermons... Rodney Dangerfield... Stirring the Wrong Way... test UL... No problem installing Windows 2025... They're just MEAT! ... information superhighway... (fwd) Re: Rohypnol and the Oscars... Maraschino cherries... pee and other funny things...

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 11 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 36

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resume mistakes... STAND UP AND PEE... Ripe variation on an oldie... Cats in dryers? No, worse... codes... Maraschino cherries are bleached onions?... more: another real-life Ripe variation on an oldie... "Did You Know That Foreigners Don't Pay Taxes!!!!"... whiplash scam... Beatles songs... recipe... whiplash scam pt.2...

INTERNUTS Digest Tue, 11 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 37

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Who's the smartest... Adoring the Bride... Name Game - High School Reunion... new baby...

INTERNUTS Digest Wed, 12 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 38

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Irony... New email "virus" sighting... brakes and hills... Find a marriage-minded penpal in Russia free... Myers-Briggs Type Prayers... A Seminary inscription...

INTERNUTS Digest Thu, 13 Nov 1997 Volume 01 : Issue 39

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black labs... cigarette slogan... Campus squirrels... Campus squirrels pt. 2... Campus squirrels part 3... Campus squirrels parte quatre... return of the Campus squirrels part five... speedo... Calvin urinating on logo... True "Religious" Joke... Hell - Cold or Hot?... Halloween Survival Guide (a little late)... Really!...